Dirty Martini

Are you thirsty, baby? Let Kelly your local bartender take care of you. I make a special version of a dirty martini. I make it so dirty. I promise it will be the dirtiest drink you've ever had the pleasure of drinking. You see, I add my own special blend of seasonings to get the taste just right. I like to shake my titties, then I marinate my olives in my own special juice and I don't add Vermouth, I add verppussy! Yes, it is the best and it gives the martini that intoxicating flavor. Let me shake you up a cocktail anytime. I love cock-tails. I suck on them every chance I get